Not spelled "Shawn"

"Listening to love songs until I have a reason to."

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:09:04 -0400

“Listening to love songs until I have a reason to.”

"The age of 16 is like in a video game where you’re waiting for the level to load, but..."

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:53:09 -0500

“The age of 16 is like in a video game where you’re waiting for the level to load, but it’s taking forever.”

petiteleon: CRIMBUS IS FOR RECEIVING! CHRIMBUS IS HER

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:14:28 -0500

petiteleon:

CRIMBUS IS FOR RECEIVING!

CHRIMBUS IS HER

Guys check out this blog I made it, it’s a joke.

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:32:21 -0500

Guys check out this blog I made it, it’s a joke.

NaNoWriMo Psychosis is Setting In

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:58:09 -0500

Help. I’m behind on quota.

A lot.

I have no idea what to write.

Hold me.

My life. For the past week. It’s going to be good. I can...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:09:18 -0500

My life. For the past week. It’s going to be good. I can tell.

But no I do have some worries. I think that I don’t have enough going on and it’s boring and it’s not as good as everyone else’s and blahblahblah.

But so far I’ve had some off-page sexual encounters, a character coming out, a drug deal, and two parties.

Basically High School.

Photo

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:05:09 -0400

HOLD ME I HAVE NO IDEA

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:22:25 -0400

HOLD ME I HAVE NO IDEA

oliveinwonderland: boy sez 2 hiz gf ‘let’s wtch a muvie!!” <333#33gurl saz ‘ok but it cn’t b a...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 21:56:21 -0400

oliveinwonderland:

boy sez 2 hiz gf ‘let’s wtch a muvie!!” <333#33
gurl saz ‘ok but it cn’t b a scry movi! Does mek me cry.” <//3
boy friend sez: “ok we’l watch 1 clld The Ring!”
Gurl seez the frnt cover & scrms beczu theres a littl girl whos rully scry on de front covr!
gf faints and bf chcks her pulse.
… “ur ded! no!” he sez.
Trns out dat insid the dvdcase wuz a ring! He thot it wuld be clvr becaze the movi is clld The Ring!
LIK IF YOU CRY EVERYTIM!!!!!! <///3333

-A Sean Simon original

UNSAVORY

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:55:40 -0400

That is all.

Today was just a really good day

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:09:53 -0400

Thought I should share. Quality time all around.

After-dinner Confusion

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:49:25 -0400

Me: You know the Lerners got a new dog.
Dad: Really?
Me: Yeah his name is Moose
Mom: What? Really?
Me: Yeah they call him Moose.
Mom: OH! I thought you said "He's the same as moose."
Me: What?
Mom: You know, the dog Eddie from Frasier was played by a dog named Moose?
wut.

That awkward moment

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 20:40:44 -0400

When you get your heart monitor stuck in your underpants’ elastic.

I thought this kind of thing only happened to old people.

I want this inside me my house. So much.

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:14:34 -0400

I want this inside me my house. So much.

Earthquake!!!!

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 01:48:00 -0400

At the time the earthquake struck the east coast, I was actually in Virginia. I was inside the Shenandoah Caverns, way below ground, directly below a faultline (though it was inactive, and has been for 7000 years).

I was sixty miles away from the earthquake.

I didn’t feel a thing.

Explain that science!

The Great Gatsby. Oh man. THIS:

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:09:58 -0400

I swear these paragraphs. Man oh man.

He left feeling that if he had searched harder he might have found her—that he was leaving her behind. The day-coach—he was penniless now—was hot. He went out to the open vestibule and sat down on a folding chair, and the station slid away and the backs of unfamiliar buildings moved by. Then out into the spring fields, where a yellow trolley raced them for a minute with people in it who might once have seen the pale magic of her face along the casual street.
The track curved and now it was going away from the sun which, as it sank lower, seemed to spread itself in benediction over the vanishing city where she had drawn her breath. He stretched out his hand desperately as if to snatch only a wisp of air, to save a fragment of the spot that she had made lovely for him. But it was all going by too fast now for his blurred eyes and he knew that he had lost that part of it, the freshest and the best, forever.

The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Seriously though. Most emotionally effective and beautiful prose I’ve read in a long time.

Gratisfaction

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:46:21 -0400

There you have it. Gratification and Satisfaction. My crowning achievement, my Eureka moment, the point in my life I will count my years from. I’ve done it. Gratisfaction is, and forever will be, the greatest portmanteau of all. I’d like to take full credit, but gratisfaction swooped into my head and burst out of my mouth; I was merely a vessel for its awe-inspiring beauty and intellectual prowess, and I am truly honored. Thank you.

"When you think about it, cats are just made of water and cat food…"

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:59:51 -0400

“When you think about it, cats are just made of water and cat food…”

Interesting...

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 21:23:00 -0500

I just realized that when you type my name, my first name is all left hand, except for one letter, and my last name is all right hand, except for one letter. The things I notice…

Words from a man with an arranged death with dignity

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:48:39 -0500

Words from a man with an arranged death with dignity:

This man, posting under the name of lucidending, will die on Tuesday. On this thread, people can ask him any questions they would like, and his responses and views on life are so heartwarming, chilling, and accurate. Seeing the responses he received from people was touching, and it made me cry. This is definitely worth reading, and he has some absolutely amazing words to share. Scroll through and read his responses highlighted in blue.